pink cheeks, lined eyes & full red lips

ensuing conversation with rach in the lift -

me: rach, this morning i experimented with the blusher. is it too like red or something?
rach: huh? what blusher?
me: huh? u mean u can't tell i put?
rach: like nothing leh!


OKAY, ANYBODY, SOMEBODY?
I NEED HOW TO PUT MAKE UP & LOOK PRESENTABLE 101 LESSONS.
cons? wendy?

i seriously need the full works.
mascara, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blusher, blending, whatever terms associated with makeup lah.
#)(@&(*&#@(*&#@&^**!&^#*&*&@

i probably have to start waking up half an hour earlier.
something which i obviously dont want to do.

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